Monday, January 25, 2010

Tilt


Good news. We can now economize by firing all the shrinks in the Belmont Club. I just finished studying an unimpeachable source and learned that there is a fool proof test for sociopathy that uses an MRI of the brain conducted while the patient babbles about their ostensible love life. The display lights up like a pinball machine revealing that none of the emotional centers are in use. A half hour in Bethesda and we should be able to ship Obama off to the happy farm, along with half a dozen from his Cabinet and a quarter of the members of Congress. Who says that time spent watching House, MD is wasted? Now I better get back to 24. Imagine the useful tips on all sorts of topics that may be there.

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