Comment on Andrew Ian Dodge, "Running for Selectman"

(On "Theo Spark's: The Last of the Few")

The best of luck to you.

In the spirit of old fashioned hypocritical smear gutter politics from the Left you can now expect to have the privacy of your entire family on at least two continents destroyed. It would not surprise me to discover that they spread dark rumors about your affiliation with Theo's virtual spud farm and start accusing you of belonging to the Tea Totty Party.

You could counter by denying the rumor that hordes of glamour models will descend on Maine after your election. That should bring a smile to a few flinty old Down Easterners.