Advice To a Tourist

From Yukari Ryle's Facebook | Now remember when...

Now remember when traveling overseas you are likely to meet many Foreigners. While they are different be assured they are neither Alien nor Illegal in their native habitat. Your nation expects you to serve as an Ambassador of Goodwill. In order to do that you must practice Effective Communications With Foreigners. This is best done by getting very close to them and then speaking real loud and slow. If you add a vowel to the end of every other word it will make them more comfortable.

Trust me, if you do this they will love you. Spectacular results have been reported. Always keep the phone number of the US Consulate handy though, just in case.