Monday, August 10, 2009
Let me try to wrap my brain around this. If we can get someone to prove the Unified Conspiracy Theory then there would need to be evidence that Diageo, the beverages conglomerate planning on closing a Johnny Walker plant in Scotland, is secretly linked to the Taliban supporting entrepreneurs of intoxication in Quetta. The clincher would be the exposure of their plans to start marketing a new product with a green and purple label blended with essence of analgesics and aromatic wormwood. So if we send a Predator to target the headquarters of the spirits company at 8 Henrietta Place, LONDON, W1G ONB (a very nice address indeed) will that result in the Afghan poppy crop being devoted to needs of medical research? Will its profits be diverted to fund a single payer health care system? Will happy Scottish voters rally behind the beleaguered Americans?
I think I need a drink.